literallysame:

spanish vines are so much funnier than ours

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle)

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

is that car even real

pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

is that car even real

(Source: cannabinomad)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq)

(Source: madelineusher)

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

(Source: malformalady)

nyphil:

Who’s with us? Alan Gilbert leads the NY Philharmonic in Nielsen’s Symphony Nos. 5 & 6, and “Maskarade” Overture tonight through Friday. http://nyphil.org/all-Nielsen

nyphil:

Who’s with us? Alan Gilbert leads the NY Philharmonic in Nielsen’s Symphony Nos. 5 & 6, and “Maskarade” Overture tonight through Friday. http://nyphil.org/all-Nielsen

(Source: eliaes)

stick-punch:

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

Jesus wasn’t even white

stick-punch:

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

Jesus wasn’t even white